T. Bruce HowieMay 31, 20206 min readBad Directorial Analysis - The Curse of La LloronaSomething new, more insightful. Except instead of English essayist grace, it's constructively bashing 2019's least favourite horror film.
T. Bruce HowieMay 29, 20203 min readReview of Reverse Recommendation - Alien vs. PredatorA sequel to a duet of reviews I wrote two weeks ago? Incredble!
T. Bruce HowieMay 22, 20203 min readA Brief Rant on Bookending ParagraphsA brief rant on one of the most infuriating things outside of Star Wars films.
T. Bruce HowieMay 20, 20202 min readHamish Alexander - Hunt for the WilderpeopleThe first of what I'm hoping are many guest writers on this blog, here's Hamish Alexander with his take on New Zealand's pride and joy.
T. Bruce HowieMay 14, 20203 min readReview of punch 'em up recommendation - Pacific RimA movie made by people who love what they do, and shows it in every damn frame.
T. Bruce HowieMay 8, 20203 min readReview of Shakespearean FU - Macbeth (1971)Lay on, Macduff, lead us out of this damn theatre.
T. Bruce HowieMay 8, 20203 min readReview of Shakespearean recommendation - Baz Luhrmann's Romeo+JulietThis sure as hell ain't a plague on anyone's household.
T. Bruce HowieMay 1, 20203 min readReview of Numerical FU - Fant4SticLe creme de la creme of embolism-inducing rage cinema.
T. Bruce HowieMay 1, 20203 min readReview of Numerical Recommendation – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, MissouriGonna talk about numbers today. Not 42, though. Life doesn't quite have meaning these days.
T. Bruce HowieApr 28, 20203 min readNew Release Review - ExtractionMan on Fire with Chris Hemsworth? Sounds good to me!
T. Bruce HowieApr 24, 20203 min readRevisión de “jódete” (FU) – RomaDesearía nunca haber visto esta película. (Probably shouldn't have used Google. Anyway, I hate this movie, hope you enjoy.)
T. Bruce HowieApr 24, 20203 min read추천 검토 (Chucheon geomto/Recommendation) – Parasite/GiesaechungNever before has comedy, brutality and social commentary come together so well before 2019.
T. Bruce HowieApr 17, 20204 min readReview of Visual Clusterf^ck FU - A Wrinkle in TimeAlice in Wonderland without the high of Lewis Carroll or the bizarre world you see, but all of the munchies for a far better film.
T. Bruce HowieApr 17, 20203 min readReview of Visual Clusterf*ck Recommendation - MirrorMaskDr Seuss meets Shaun Tan meets Neil Gaiman meets Tim Burton meets Lewis Carroll meets Stephen King meets Terry Gilliam meets...
T. Bruce HowieApr 13, 20203 min readGlobal Issue Review: Abortion - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1Oh yes, these movies are still enormously fun to rag on. And now, we have more reasons beyond them aging like milk.
T. Bruce HowieApr 13, 20203 min readReview of 8-bit FU - Pokemon: Detective PikachuLike having scalding Cola-Cola poured into your eyes.
T. Bruce HowieApr 13, 20203 min readReview of 8-Bit Recommendation - Tomb RaiderThe best damn video game movie ever made, in terms of actual quality and not in "Wicker Man" value.
